Things I did while waiting to speak with a representative at Brigham and Women’s Hospital this morning (in no particular order):
- Kegel exercises
- Thought of funny, nonsensical lyrics to match the smooth, jazzy instrumental hold music
- Realized that the background music may have in fact been a diluted easy-listening version of a Beastie Boys song
- Imagined the name of the representative who may or may not eventually interrupt the hypnotic Kenny G rendition of ‘Brass Monkey‘
- Facercises (for real, this is a thing)
- Started to read a pocket version of The Constitution of the United States (it’s shorter than you may think), courtesy of the ACLU
- Pilates, which required a little physical maneuvering, contorting, and speakerphone (idea inspired by Amy Schumer)
- Forgot the issue I was originally calling to discuss with a B&W rep
Astrid Lium 